a: look at that man with the flowered bag!
b: oh my god! where? where is a man carrying a feminine-looking handbag?
a: right there, in front of us. and there is a piece of paper attached to the bag. why?
b: i bet it says, "this is not my bag," for he is embarrassed.
a: as he should be!
b: holy crap! the piece of paper (8.5 x 11, white) taped to the bag says "this is not mine."
a: you totally knew that!
b: my mother was also psychic. but she blocked it out because it was too painful for her to know the future.
a: to know the truth.
b: i think i need to put up more psychic boundaries. i am overwhelmed. i almost feel like i created that note to happen. can you buy me a drink? i really need one. sheesh!
a: like all gifted people, you are both blessed and cursed with your gift. and i will support you.
b: you are good.
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this is quite funny
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