a: this post has just become self-referential.
b: there is a literary term for that.
a: hello readers!
b: it is becoming this way because it is faltering. it is the worst post up here.
a: we suck.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
i am about organization, silence, information being organized. also this seems boring but it actually makes me incredibly attractive.
a: One place I could take my publishing career would be a niche of publishing.
b: such as?
a: indexing...why are you making that face?
b: is that really what you want to do?
a: yes, i mean i could totally just be calm and sit there and index things. also it would be like research. i'm like, this word is important, as i have decided it so, thus i will put it in my index. and i will do research. on it.
b: i feel that this is not really you. and also that that is bullshit. because it is not research.
a: i feel that you are undermining my dream to be an indexer.
b: i am.
a: thank you.
b: such as?
a: indexing...why are you making that face?
b: is that really what you want to do?
a: yes, i mean i could totally just be calm and sit there and index things. also it would be like research. i'm like, this word is important, as i have decided it so, thus i will put it in my index. and i will do research. on it.
b: i feel that this is not really you. and also that that is bullshit. because it is not research.
a: i feel that you are undermining my dream to be an indexer.
b: i am.
a: thank you.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
in the actor's studio
a: i can't believe i'm doing this...?
b: what?
a: i'm in this play thing and i've never acted before.
b: that's awesome...!
a: yeah, but then i had this conversation with the guy and he was like "yeah...if you're self conscious, it really ruins it..." and i agreed with him, while secretly thinking..."i'm self-conscious as shit...shit!"
b: you're funny. why do you always sign up for shit like that then?
a: i guess i'm trying to overcome the problem, or capitalize on it. it's an endearing quality or something? --or maybe it's self-consciousness in the sense of "very aware of the self," which would be good, i think, for acting. --like your biggest obstacle in life is a signpost, like what's behind it is the key to your greatest strength.
b: so...your greatest obstacle in life is self-consciousness...?
a: i don't know...but i've always wanted to be a guest on "in the actor's studio," answering those final questions: what's your favorite swear?
b: what is your favorite swear?
a: geez, i never feel comfortable swearing. i don't know?
b: so are you going to go through with it?
a: yeah. I realized that i might want to be an actress.
b: good luck my friend, it's a gruelling business.
a: i know, i feel so drained.
b: right.
a: i just like the idea of things.
b: what?
a: i'm in this play thing and i've never acted before.
b: that's awesome...!
a: yeah, but then i had this conversation with the guy and he was like "yeah...if you're self conscious, it really ruins it..." and i agreed with him, while secretly thinking..."i'm self-conscious as shit...shit!"
b: you're funny. why do you always sign up for shit like that then?
a: i guess i'm trying to overcome the problem, or capitalize on it. it's an endearing quality or something? --or maybe it's self-consciousness in the sense of "very aware of the self," which would be good, i think, for acting. --like your biggest obstacle in life is a signpost, like what's behind it is the key to your greatest strength.
b: so...your greatest obstacle in life is self-consciousness...?
a: i don't know...but i've always wanted to be a guest on "in the actor's studio," answering those final questions: what's your favorite swear?
b: what is your favorite swear?
a: geez, i never feel comfortable swearing. i don't know?
b: so are you going to go through with it?
a: yeah. I realized that i might want to be an actress.
b: good luck my friend, it's a gruelling business.
a: i know, i feel so drained.
b: right.
a: i just like the idea of things.
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